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Christmas is coming, so it won't be long before you're walking barefoot through spilled soda and children's vomit at a security checkpoint in some godforsaken airport. Fortunately, the TSA has leaked a sensitive document explaining how to avoid all that.

http://gawker.com/5420989/the-gawker-guide-to-getting-past-airport-security-this-holiday-travel-season